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[badassbutterfly]

[ So waking up as one of your favorite things in the world is...not as awesome as one might think it would be.

Go figure. And it takes unbelievable effort to actually get anywhere, which more or less equates to a bag of potato chips hopping around in the living room all morning, because he's not entirely sure where he left that journal.

Or how to operate it, now he thinks about it. It takes a lot of work. A lot of handwaved work. B|

At least he gets to discover that he's not alone in this. ]

This isn't good.

...I won't even need to eat like this. [ This really isn't good D: ]

Comments

[ voice ]

[markofthebrave]

[That voice, while flat and disembodied, is still somewhat familiar.]

...Chouji?

[ voice ]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

Oh, Katara. [ what nothing is out of the usual. at all. considering this is Luceti-life. IF CHIPS COULD SMILE, HE'D DO IT. ]

You haven't been badly affected by this experiment, have you?

[ voice ]

[markofthebrave]

Not... at the moment. [Hers seems to have the hiccups.]

What happened to you?

[ voice ]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

That's better than some people have been saying lately. I'm glad you're at least not different all day. [ accept the optimism. It's easier that way. ]

... I'm sort of a bag of chips now. I really didn't see something like this coming. [ Crinkling sounds while he sort of continues taking that bit in. ] At least Ino isn't here to see it.

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[markofthebrave]

[...]

They turned you...

[ voice ]

[markofthebrave]

[...okay, that's really kind of funny. She starts to laugh a little.]

I'm [laugh] sorry, Chouji.

[ voice ]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

[ Such is the life of Akimichi Chouji. ALAS. ...but at the same time, it is nice to hear her actually laughing at something. :|a ]

Aa, it's fine; I'll probably hear worse from Shikamaru.

[ voice ]

[markofthebrave]

Maybe it won't last for too long?

[She had no idea you liked chips this much, man. This is clearly what she should have got you for Christmas.]

[ voice ]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

They never really do. I guess everyone is gonna have to be patient.

[ Totally would have worked. ]

[Voice]

[formerhero.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

[ Paaaaaause. sob no hands or a head to scratch with them. ]

I don't have a mouth anymore.

[Voice]

[formerhero.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

[ A familiar tone to one who's rooming with a tactical genius :|a ] Yeah, it's pretty weird. But you get used to that part of Luceti pretty quick.

[Voice]

[formerhero.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

I'm Akimichi Chouji. Nice to meet you.

[Voice]

[formerhero.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[bethereinaflash.livejournal.com]

[Naruto is so busy feeling badass for being turned into his own father that he pretty much doesn't catch anything weird about this entry at all. He just knows that this sounds like, and must be, Chouji.]

Oi, Chouji! Check it out! I'm the Fourth Hokage!

[Voice]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

[ ...wat is this. ]

Ah- yeah, you are. [ ...Naruto? >_> ]

A lot of people are getting hit with this one.

[Voice] 1/3

[bethereinaflash.livejournal.com]

[Damn straight, this is Naruto.] Yeah, this is pretty coo--

[Voice] 2/3

[bethereinaflash.livejournal.com]

[Wait, a lot of people? Oh, that means the entry makes more sense.]

[Voice] 3/3

[bethereinaflash.livejournal.com]

They got you too?

[Voice]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

Yeah; not as cool as the Fourth Hokage, but I think it could be worse. [ You know what they say. It is what it is. ]

[Voice]

[bethereinaflash.livejournal.com]

Really? What'd you get?

[Voice]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wound up as a bag of chips. [ You know how that happens every once in a while. ]

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[bethereinaflash.livejournal.com]

[Someone's loling hard.] R-Really? [But that's so obvious, Chouji!]